MWF: I'm watching the National Geographic Channel.
Me: Huh? (MWF is not the type who watches the National Geographic Channel, unless they're showing man eating sharks or killer snakes).
MWF: You should watch it too.
Me: Shark attack?
MWF: No, they're showing a programme about terrorist killings.
Me: And you, in all seriousness, are watching it?
MWF: Yes.
Me: That doesn't-
MWF: *interrupting, as usual* People are getting shot everywhere. It's nice.
Me: It's nice?
MWF: Yeah.
Me: Please tell me you're referring to the production or the cinematography or the music or the message of peace it is perhaps spreading.
MWF: No. The shooting. The people getting shot. It's nice.
Me: Why does the misery of mankind give you so much pleasure? It's...it's...unnatural.
MWF: Try it sometime. Don't be so narrow minded. You're becoming very narrow minded.
Really, what do you say to something like that?
4 comments:
You're becoming very narrow minded.
Funny.
I love this! Its hilarious in a weird unexplainable way. btw, u r NOT narrow minded. :p
I don't know what you'd say to that, but if you're into the whole live-and-let-live thing and you'd like him to be happy, you could recommend him Katyn.
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