5.11.10

Conversation With Man Whore Friend.

MWF: I'm watching the National Geographic Channel.

Me: Huh? (MWF is not the type who watches the National Geographic Channel, unless they're showing man eating sharks or killer snakes).

MWF: You should watch it too.

Me: Shark attack?

MWF: No, they're showing a programme about terrorist killings.

Me: And you, in all seriousness, are watching it?

MWF: Yes.

Me: That doesn't-

MWF: *interrupting, as usual* People are getting shot everywhere. It's nice.

Me: It's nice?

MWF: Yeah.

Me: Please tell me you're referring to the production or the cinematography or the music or the message of peace it is perhaps spreading.

MWF: No. The shooting. The people getting shot. It's nice.

Me: Why does the misery of mankind give you so much pleasure? It's...it's...unnatural.

MWF: Try it sometime. Don't be so narrow minded. You're becoming very narrow minded.





Really, what do you say to something like that?

4 comments:

blinknmiss said...

You're becoming very narrow minded.

trish said...

Funny.

iwannabefree said...

I love this! Its hilarious in a weird unexplainable way. btw, u r NOT narrow minded. :p

Rohan said...

I don't know what you'd say to that, but if you're into the whole live-and-let-live thing and you'd like him to be happy, you could recommend him Katyn.