4.5.19

The Andamans: Part V

My first reaction when we reached the dive site (a short drive from Barefoot Scuba) was disappointment. It was a cove with a narrow entrance that spread itself into sea. All over, waist deep (and waists bulging) in the water, were my Bengali brethren. I used to think that overweight Bengali men look their most unattractive when getting married. But that was until I saw them in wetsuits.

We waded our way through the crowd and nasty, hidden sea rocks to our boat to dump the equipment. (I'd spent the previous two hours learning how to take it off and put it on: it's a very precise and intricate step-by-step process and more than six months later, I remember almost nothing of it.)

Back to the disappointment. It was intense but also short-lived: Rylan and I, equipped with snorkelling masks, swam far out to where there were no people.

And so my training began.

He taught me how to free dive first.

"Watch me," he said, and I put the mask on and stuck my head dutifully under water to watch. It was my first glimpse of the reefs: a medley of shimmering colour dimmed slightly by the silt in the water.

He swam impossible far down before re-surfacing.

"I wish I could do that," I said enviously (and also regretfully, thinking of the two cigarettes I'd smoked that morning).

"You are going to do that."

There is, obviously, a technique to it but I didn't get it right the first couple of times. But on the third try, I did it. I went down, down, down and more importantly, I managed staying there - long enough to see a clown fish and family swimming through the tentacles of their sea anemone home. (They're much smaller than I expected.)

My training sessions comprised a series of exercises. I had to finish one before being allowed to move on to another. One of the early exercises was simply staying afloat for fifteen minutes.

"Really?" I said to Rylan. "You know I can swim."

"Tell me how you feel after ten minutes."

Ten minutes in and I was feeling queasy as hell.

"It's sea-sickness," he said.

"No!"

"Yes!"

I was taken aback because I've spent hours in the sea, floating the way I was now, without feeling sick at all. But it turns out, the storm and position of the cove created deceptively strong currents though I could not feel them. The damn fins didn't help either. How I hated those fins.

The fifteen minutes passed and I managed not throwing up. We swam back to the boat to get our scuba gear. My tank was already strapped to my BCD which Rylan helped me slip on. I strapped myself in, put weights in my pocket and put the mask on.

"Your primary regulator needs to be arranged this way, remember?" Rylan said to me.

Everything needs to be arranged in a certain way when you're scuba diving. The main reason is if something occurs while you're under water, you can - despite possible panic - know exactly where to reach for what you need. It should be instinctive, Rylan told me. Like changing gears in a car.

The man has obviously never seen me drive a car.

"Okay, let's try breathing under water."

Down we went. (I say down, but really it was just sinking to my knees because we were still by the boat.)

I wish I could explain, really explain, what it felt like...breathing normally under water for the first time. It should have been mundane - I didn't see anything spectacular, just a lot of sand and Rylan. All I had to do to break through the surface, was stand. But it was a moment I don't think I will ever forget.

We swam out to the site where we'd been snorkelling and free diving. A few more exercises and Rylan thought I was ready to go under.

"Ready?"

"Ready."

Down we went and there I was, skimming over the sea bed (careful not to touch it), discovering a world of coral reefs and brightly coloured fish, feeling that I was now a part of it. I felt wonder, of course. But I also felt gratitude. Gratitude to the sea, more than anything else, not only for housing such splendour but also for allowing me to access it - even if for a little while. (And some gratitude to my mother as well, I'm glad to say.)

We swam for about half an hour and then re-surfaced for further training. Here are some of the more memorable exercises:

Taking off my equipment while kneeling on the sea bed and putting it all back on again. On. The. Sea. Bed. I had to keep shifting the weights from hand to hand to make sure I didn't float up once my BCD was off. I didn't manage doing it right the first time but Rylan caught me and pulled me down before I went zooming up to the surface.

Rylan shutting off my oxygen tank so I'd know what to do if I ever ran out of oxygen. He told me to be careful not to panic and I could see why. Even though I knew it was coming, even though I knew what to do, even though he was right there, it is extremely disconcerting to have no oxygen when you're that far under water.

None of it was particularly hard, though, until we started practicing buoyancy control. You have to adjust your breathing pattern and combine it with the inflator/deflator buttons on the BCD to hover just inches above the sea bed, all the while remaining absolutely upright. It took a long time - a really, really long time - for me to be able to do it without rising too high or sinking too fast or losing my balance and falling over on the sea bed. (The irony of falling over underwater did not escape me.)

Anyway, at one point, while I was standing with my feet planted on the ground, just about to try another three-inch ascent, Rylan started making the calm down gesture. (One of the many signals divers use to communicate since talking, obviously, is not an option.) This surprised me because I was calm. But then he pointed to something on my left. I looked down and saw a sea snake about a foot away from my, er, foot - and slithering steadily closer.

I've always found snakes very fascinating. They're right up there with sharks and crocodiles in Trisha's Unwritten Book of Animals That Fascinate Trisha. Despite that, if I saw a croc or shark heading for me while I was defenceless underwater, I would have a fit, try to escape, presumably fail and be eaten. But I figured that even if the snake was poisonous, Rylan would get me to the surface for treatment in time. (He would not, perhaps, be able to do that if my limbs were being bitten off by a shark or croc.) Also, I was wearing thick rubber fins and I assumed it was unlikely the snake would bite through them. We didn't take a chance however and swam peacefully away to another spot to start practicing again. Although I did make it a point from then on, to carefully examine whatever stretch of ground I was going to touch before touching it.)

My training went on for about three or four days. The weather was terrible because a cyclone was passing through the area (typical) so by afternoon, visibility was always, well, non-existent. That meant I could only train for about four hours a day.

I say only but it was enough to keep me asleep for most of the remaining twenty hours. Anyway, I was finally done with most of my training and logged my first two official dives with Rylan.

The next two - the last two, the two that would certify me - happened a couple of days after the snake incident.

That day deserves a post dedicated only to it and nothing else (also I'm tired now), so I will write about it in Part VI.




3.5.19

The Andamans: Part IV


That first morning was beautiful. I emerged from my hut early but the sun was already out and so were the breezes. There were coconut trees all around me and, as I walked towards the beach, I sent them admiring glances, not unmingled with suspicion. (They kill 200 Indians a year.)
I was to be in a state of trepidation throughout the trip despite my mother informing me that I have an abnormally hard head that will probably survive a coconut dropping on it. I never accept what she tells me blindly. She is not like the mothers in books who are always right about things.

I reached the beach but it was low tide and that first evening had taught me how conniving rocks can be so I didn't wade in. I sat on the sand, drinking the moment in, but then I saw a couple of large crabs scuttling around me so I choked on all of it, spilled some of it and hurried back to the "restaurant" for breakfast.

After I was done, I had to report to a Diving Instructor (it's a specific designation) who assigned me to a Dive Master - a lower designation though it sounds like it should be the opposite. My Dive Master's name was Rylan and  I was disconcerted to learn that he was a couple of years younger than me.

What I like about Barefoot Scuba is they take their training very seriously. (I can't remember if I mentioned this in a previous post but I'm too lazy to go back and check.) I had to pass a bunch of theory tests, Rylan told me, and once I was done with that, I could start my open water training. Many places tend to have the training in swimming pools but very sensibly, Barefoot believes in starting with the sea since you're going to end up there eventually.

"How long will it take for me to finish the theory exams?" I asked.

"That depends on you."

He explained the process to me. First I had to watch a bunch of video tutorials grouped into five sections. After finishing a section, I had to answer the questions on the test in front of me before moving on to the next one. Once I was done with all of that, he'd quiz me on them.

I was determined to be a diving prodigy so by the time he checked in on me a couple of hours later, I'd only just started watching the second section. They were all very technical and had a disturbing amount of physics in them. Physics and I have never had an easy relationship.

"Why is it taking you so long?"

"I've been re-winding bits I don't understand three or four times until I do understand them," I said. "So I can do well on the tests."

"Oh these aren't the tests."

"What do you mean?"

"These are to make sure that you're going to be ready for the test."

Well, fuck.

Things did get faster but the videos got longer so it was 4.30 by the time I was done. Rylan came and quizzed me on all the answers. I got some wrong but most right.

"Cool, you're ready for the exam." He said.

"I take it tomorrow?"

"No. In an hour."

Excellent.

I made Mum quiz me while I was eating and I seemed to know, well, everything so when I reported back to Rylan and he gave me the test papers, I was fairly confident. I was right to be confident. I kicked ass. I even managed getting through the physics sums. I realised that whatever numbers they were using in the problem needed to be added by a 10. (E.g. If something was 40, the answer was 50.) Or something similar anyway.

I only got one question wrong and it was the tutorial's fault. The one thing the tutorial stressed on was that you are responsible for sticking to your dive buddy. The onus is on you, it repeatedly told me. So when the test asked me what I'd do if I were diving with two buddies and one got lost, I naturally wrote "Stick to the dive buddy I have and let the lost one find us."

Man. He acted like I was a sociopath.

"You're supposed to spend at least a minute searching for your third buddy together before heading to the surface and raising the alarm....you're not supposed to ABANDON him."

The only other hiccup was when I ended one of my (verbal) answers with, "I guess."

"There are no guesses when you're under the sea," he said ominously.

"So have I passed or are there any more tests?" I asked cautiously. (Keep in mind that by that time I'd answered at least three hundred questions on paper and gone through two rounds of verbal exams.)

"You've passed. We'll start your training tomorrow."

Yes, oh yes.

That night there was a huge storm. I sat on the little platform outside my hut and got soaked. The wind howled. I could hear the sea crashing in the distance. It was almost primeval. But then I remembered the goddamn coconuts and scurried back inside (after making sure that there wasn't any chance of a tree falling on my hut and crushing me to death before my first lesson).

I could see the lightning between the bamboo sticks. Bangalore seemed very far away. I fell asleep wondering what on earth I was doing, living in a soulless city when experiences like this were to be had. Somewhere, vaguely, the shape of a coconut threatened to answer my thought.

But then Bangalore has coconut trees too.